{
  "version": "0.5.0",
  "versionCode": 5,
  "packageName": "dev.lprebuild.app",
  "filename": "lp-rebuild-0.5.0-debug.apk",
  "url": "downloads/lp-rebuild-0.5.0-debug.apk",
  "bytes": 6318289,
  "sha256": "7e18520a1b9828f14bc5f5ddb0ec20036385ee6986c83d9b60cdd047800ca63a",
  "signerSha256": "2d502a3212b21d28c8650d9784a1a2658da7bcb189e0b1b242b53991768a67e2",
  "minimumAndroid": "8.0",
  "buildType": "debug",
  "status": "Development build; final OnePlus checks pending.",
  "scope": "Real app inventory/settings. Patch actions are simulated. Extras stay inside the rebuild.",
  "extras": [
    {
      "title": "Patch patience",
      "punchline": "Testing your patience… test passed."
    },
    {
      "title": "Remove ads",
      "punchline": "Removed the letters ‘ads’. Roads → Ro. Only the text in this joke changed."
    },
    {
      "title": "Root detection",
      "punchline": "Carrot located. Root access confirmed… of the vegetable variety."
    },
    {
      "title": "Download more RAM",
      "punchline": "One sheep delivered. Memory capacity unchanged. Baa."
    },
    {
      "title": "Extreme optimisation",
      "punchline": "Saved approximately one thought. No actual performance change."
    },
    {
      "title": "Clone application",
      "punchline": "Two preview icons. One identity crisis. No application was cloned."
    },
    {
      "title": "Freeze application",
      "punchline": "Preview icon frozen. Tap Defrost to melt it. The installed app is unchanged."
    },
    {
      "title": "Backup complete",
      "punchline": "The icon moved backwards. App successfully ‘backed up’. No files were copied."
    },
    {
      "title": "License verification",
      "punchline": "Driving licence issued to the preview icon. Valid for the road to nowhere."
    },
    {
      "title": "Patch notes",
      "punchline": "Patched. That is the entire note. No installed app changed."
    },
    {
      "title": "Advanced mode",
      "punchline": "Advanced settings applied exclusively to this joke. Maximum probably achieved."
    },
    {
      "title": "Lucky scan",
      "punchline": "Three clovers! Absolutely no practical advantage awarded."
    },
    {
      "title": "Suspicious activity",
      "punchline": "Calculator has been multiplying behind your back. This is a joke, not a security finding."
    },
    {
      "title": "Toolbox inspection",
      "punchline": "Inventory: hammer, spoon, rubber duck. The duck is in charge."
    },
    {
      "title": "Turbo mode",
      "punchline": "Animation performance increased dramatically. Only this animation got faster."
    },
    {
      "title": "Custom patch",
      "punchline": "Your fabric patch is attached to the preview. No software patch was applied."
    },
    {
      "title": "Deep analysis",
      "punchline": "Too deep. Returning. Nothing below the app’s own imagination was inspected."
    },
    {
      "title": "Expert confirmation",
      "punchline": "Confirmed: you are sufficiently sure. Nothing else needed doing."
    },
    {
      "title": "Uninstall gravity",
      "punchline": "Gravity took a short holiday in this preview. Tap Restore gravity to bring the icon back."
    },
    {
      "title": "Final boss",
      "punchline": "Your application has been reviewed by our most senior engineer. Verdict: quack."
    }
  ]
}